{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?","punchline":"Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.","id":418}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an old snowman?","punchline":"Water.","id":221}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
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