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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}

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